Not an April Fool


I feel bad that no one was able to trick me today being as it’s April Fool’s day and I am surrounded by fools.  I feel bad that I saw through the tape covering the sensor on the TV.  I feel bad that I saw through the saran wrap over the toilet bowl.  But I hope everyone enjoyed the cheese juice I left in the fridge.

The reason I don’t get tricked or pranked if you prefer, is that I’m always thinking two steps ahead of the competition.  If I had a secret to share it would be to make the other people think you forgot what day it was.  Make them think you have nothing planned because they will be so cocky about getting you, they won’t even realize they’re walking right into your trap.  You have to act as normal as possible.  I know it’s a hard thing to do but you have to try.

Running into another room to “talk” with someone is the first give away.  The walls have ears and unless you’re talking in code, someone is probably going to hear you.

The only way you can work with someone on a prank is if you trust them with your life.  You are so in sync that you finish each other’s thoughts on a regular basis.

Pick a prank that hasn’t been done over and over again.  Be creative.  Don’t be afraid of being a little mean because it’s the only day you can do it.